Haha wow, there are actually people who didn’t know the Don’t Starve Challenge videos were scripted?????

Do they also think Doctor Who is a documentary or what

luhaniac:

yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????

REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT????

i think so too

thequeenstons:

i cant believe sonic the hedgehog fucking bought tumblr

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

gyorglopez:

I want people to love me and dote on me but I also want people to fear me do you see the problem here

Oh god this hangover is the worst.

No one ever wants to ask me amyrhing.
HOw dull. :c

Lmao but really if anyone asked me something right now, I’d probably wouldn’t be able to lie.

TRUTH SERUM
Legit that’s what alcohol is, yeah?

Wow okay drunk confessions without read mores so please scroll past if you don’t wantboring personal shit:

I KIND OF FEEL REALLY BAD WHEN I FLIRT WITH GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS LESBIAN???
because like, on one hand I identify as female, but on the other hand I physically have a penis.

But I also identify as homoromantic.
Sigh, everything is always confusing.
:c